Full page advert from this week's edition of the Australian financial services magazine "Complete Banker":
"Bank customers of Australia
Please take a moment from your pathetic lives to heed this warning from the Bankers Association.
Your way of life is under threat!
A royal commission into banking is an attack on the four pillars of the Australian banking system - Honesty, Trust, Fairness and Customer Service - values for which the Australian Banking industry continues to set new standards year after year.