MT: Smashed that little oik Shorten in Parliament today.
Lucy: Did you darling?
MT: Oh yes. Pass the foie gras....do you know what he said to me?
Lucy: What did he say dear?
MT: The chap said I was the most out-of-touch PM ever. Bill Shorten! Fellow can barely tell the difference between a Château Lafite and a Château Mouton, and he calls me out of touch! Well I wasn't having any of that.
Lucy: No dear. There was that Prime Minister during Federation, what was his n....
MT: I'd had a terrible day....the oysters are a bit tasteless tonight.