NAME: Pauline Hanson’s One Nation
VITAL STATISTICS: 4.1% First Preference Vote, $1.2 million AEC Funding, 4 Senate Seats
HEIGHT: 1998 Qld State Election
WEIGHT: Light
DATE OF BIRTH: 1997
DATE OF DEATH: 2012
DATE OF REANIMATION: 2016
GOALS: To live in a free and tolerant Australia where anyone who doesn’t conform to our idea of how Australians should look, act and sound, should leave.
TURN ONS: Racism, Deadbeat Dads, On-Line Gaming.
TURN OFFS: Muslims, some Asians (especially the Muslim ones), Affirmative Action, Multi-Culturalism, Regional Cooperation, Foreign Aid, Immigration, Refugees, Lefties, Greenies, Labor voters, Liberal voters, National voters, Liberal National voters, any other voters that don’t preference us, Unions, Feminists, Non-Anglo-Australian Newstart recipients, the Family Court, the ABC, SBS, the Bureau of Meteorology, the Climate Council, the Education system, the United Nations, Science, the Arts….hang on, we’ve got a list somewhere….
YOUR IDEAL RELATIONSHIP: We’re looking for a dependent man, someone who’s so desperate for our support that he’ll give us a seat on the NBN Committee, the opportunity to harass the nation’s chief scientist in a Senate inquiry, and audit child support for the third time in a decade.
25/10/2016