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A Guide to Owning Your Own Home

The Louise Abbott four step guide to owning your own home:
1. Get your dad to become Prime Minister.
2. Once your dad is Prime Minister ask him to use his influence to secure you a high paying job in the Department of Foreign Affairs.
3. Have your dad sack one third of the public service, resulting in house prices in Canberra remaining steady due to all the former public servents moving out.
4. Buy a house in Canberra.

Congratulations, you have now become a first time home owner without the need for government handouts or entitlements.

Commenting on this Blog entry will be automatically closed on August 11, 2015.

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Good one! Although one major flaw here is that I Don't think many people are going to want Abbott as a parent. No offense of course, but I think we are better off with the ones that are God-given. Thanks!

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