The government now wants to limit the list of acceptable excuses for not attending a job interview to the following:
1. Bushfire
2. Serious illness or the death of a family member
3. You were the victim of an assault (provided it took place in the last 24 hours)
The list of acceptable reasons for the Prime Minister not attending an interview include:
1. Labor
2. Terrorism
3. Can't be arsed
4. Dropped in at a cancer hospital so I could claim expenses from the taxpayer for attending a Liberal party fundraiser the night before
5. It's your fault for misinterpreting what I said
6. I'm only answerable to Rupert, Gina and my parasitic mates at the IPA.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/28/abbott-government-bid-tight...