My good friend from aus.politics, "fasgnadh", posted this little gem to said newsgroup:
"Former Liberal Party President, John Elliot, gave some insight into his personal philosophy and priorities when in court to try and get back his licence after drink driving offences."
"He was prompted three times by magistrate Peter Mealy to express the worst consequences of driving after drinking excessively" - The Herald Sun 2/8/03
"Bad publicity and inconvenience to his family." - Jack offered.
Try again.
"Mmmm, well, a heavy fine and possible jail."