Master of the Universe

Alexander Zakharchenko, leader of the separatist People's Republic of Donetsk, has proclaimed the creation of the Republic of Malorussia (Russia Minor) which includes all of Ukraine.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/ukrainian-separatists-proc...

I confess that I have had a bit of sympathy for those people in Donetsk, Luhansk, and Crimea who would prefer to be part of Russia rather than the Ukraine and previously have advocated UN-sponsored referendum in such areas to determine the degree that such a desire is real.

But claiming all of Ukraine is just comical. Clearly partially to attract attention and partially to encourage Russia to step in on an even greater level than they currently are doing.

However, Alexander Zakharchenko is also obviously a small minded person. Why stop at Ukraine? I take this opportunity to hereby declare the entire universe is under my (obviously benevolent) rule.

I am the centre of then universe
The wind of time is blowing through me
And it's all moving relative to me
It's all a figment of my mind
In a world that I've designed
I'm charged with cosmic energy
Has the world gone mad or is it me?

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