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President elect, Donald D. Groper

It’s nice, very nice that in less than 12 hours President elect, Donald D. Groper will become President of the land of the free and the home of the brave – the USA. It’s a surprise to some the leader of the free world is a tax evader, a bully, a misogynist and a racist to name a few of his heftier qualities. Let’s not mince words, Donald D. Groper doesn’t, why should we? Forget about fake news, this little oligarch has become President of the land of the free and the home of the brave courtesy of a few Russian oligarchs who instantly recognised a brother in need.

Before you get all shirty, yes I know he was chosen by the American people. Angry at begging for crumbs swept off the corporate table, they put their faith in a man sitting at the corporate table. Maybe they were thinking you need a thief to catch a thief. Maybe they just wanted change. Over 50% of eligible electors had had enough and didn’t even bother to cast a ballot, of the 45% who bothered to vote, the candidate who got the least votes was elected President. That’s the way the system works in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

What are you worried about? Today he has access to the nuclear codes, tomorrow he could wipe out his perceived enemies by expanding the U.S of A’s extra judicial drone justice brigade. Considering the Groper has a glass jaw and believes we should all kowtow to his political wisdom (not another bloody tweet!), if he wants America to be great again he must neutralise those pesky actors and television hosts who have made him the laughing stock of the world. Not that I'm complaining, having a laughing stock as President is marginally better than having the Yippie’s (political hippies) PIG elected as President during the 1968 election. The only difference is the PIG couldn’t tweet, Donald D. Groper can.

I don’t want to denigrate the most powerful man on earth by telling him the story about how Little Jack Horner put his thumb in the pie and pulled out a plum. At least Little Jack Horner pulled out a plum, if Donald D. Groper pulled out a plum he’d gobble it down. Oligarch’s love plums, especially other people’s plums.

What’s an oligarch (plum or no plum) have to do to gain respect? I should take this seriously, 25% of the free and the brave have put their faith in a tax evader, bigot, racist, misogynist and an old fashioned bully who can’t stand anybody taking the mickey out of him. Comedians beware, there are enough drones to take care of all of you if you step out of line. Don’t step out of line, worship the Office of the President.

If you’re not careful, considering the boy has a majority in the Congress and Senate, you could find yourself in jail for decades for insulting the Thai Royal Family, Putin and his oligarchs and the Indonesian President, to name a few paranoid rulers. They don’t have a sense of humour either. The first amendment that gives the citizens of the USA the right to free speech is up for grabs. The next four years will be critical for the star spangled banner mob. They will either take to the streets in their millions making America ungovernable and great again or they will acquiesce to the political plague that is sweeping across the land of the free and the home of the brave. Time will tell, all of Obama’s reforms will disappear within the next two weeks. In God they trust, if I were an American (and I thank the deities I’m not) I’d be afraid, very afraid. Long live the land of the free and the home of the brave. Long live the Groper’s coiffured hair.