Immigration minister and Border Force Obergruppenführer, Peter Dutton, has warned that Australia is at risk of succumbing to compassion.
Citizens are being urged to remain vigilant against the spread of compassion in Australia which, if left unchecked, could see our society regress into an egalitarian dystopia, where greed and self-interest struggle to survive.
Dutton has suggested several things citizens can do to help prevent the incursion of compassion in Australia. Such as abusing a homeless person, treating non-white people with suspicion and distrust or becoming a political affairs reporter for a News Corp subsidiary.
While all these things contribute to halting the spread of compassion in Australia, the only way to guarantee the prevention of this country being plagued by fairness and decency is to vote for the Liberal Party or their One Nation sub-branch.