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All just fantasy

In the fantasy version of the world that exists inside my head (the one where the assassin's bullet missed JFK and hit Robert Kardashian's testicals) Hillary Clinton would have been a no show at yesterday's presidential debate.

Clinton campaign staff would have released a statement prior to the debate claiming that Trump had proved beyond doubt that he was unfit to be a candidate for President and that he was demonstrably incapable of representing the majority of Americans. The statement would go on to say that Clinton was not prepared to share a stage with Trump or accord any further legitimacy to his campaign.

Trump would then be left to attend the debate on his own. Clinton meanwhile would visit a women's shelter and hold a press conference to talk about the woeful state of domestic violence in the USA, promising to make it a priority in her first term in office.

Of course this is all just fantasy. It could never happen in the real world because...umm...anyone?